Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
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yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
onebigdysfunctionalfamily: karkats-screaming-tentadick: ghost towns (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned shacks in the middle of nowhere (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned hospitals (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned mansions (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ abandoned amusement parks (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ruins (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ You are the person that dies at the beginning of an episode of Supernatural.
ladymalchav: nissanissas: when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it #then everything changed when the Christians attacked
tyleroakley: australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there why
Marvel's biggest secret is how they make Robert...
wolfing-out: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: samsamtastic: RDJ is 5’ 8½” Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time Chris (6’ 0½”) … problem solved screaming omfg oh jfc, RDJ I LOVE YOU
guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: my life is a lie. “I used to be an...
Where has my childhood gone?
beyondhighh: supamuthafuckinvillain: rachiefly: They’ve changed… Teen Titans… I didn’t even like Scooby Doo that much, but I still don’t appreciate this! Powerpuff Girls Xiaolin Showdown And now to add salt to the wound…Chuck E Cheese… *Sigh* I’m just going to lay down…and not get back up… This world doesn’t belong to us anymore
dudeitslarry: jawn-wants-tha-d: emilyissherlocked: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read I hate all of you so much right now FUCK ENGLISH! you don’t seem content with this content
thestrangesherlcokian: sherwat: merrymepippin: gotagedandagiveemhellattitude: gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are im lookin at u tom hiddleston and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch bonkyhort Cutiebrunch We all still know who this is.
pick-up-pieces-leave-dust-behind: balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT had to.