May 2013
145 posts
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
onebigdysfunctionalfamily:
karkats-screaming-tentadick:
ghost towns
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
abandoned shacks in the middle of nowhere
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
abandoned hospitals
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
abandoned mansions
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
abandoned amusement parks
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ruins
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
You are the person that dies at the beginning of an episode of Supernatural.
ladymalchav:
nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
#then everything changed when the Christians attacked
tyleroakley:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
Marvel's biggest secret is how they make Robert...
wolfing-out:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
samsamtastic:
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
omfg
oh jfc, RDJ I LOVE YOU
guilty-daydreamer:
bluntasaurus-sex:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be an...
Where has my childhood gone?
beyondhighh:
supamuthafuckinvillain:
rachiefly:
They’ve changed…
Teen Titans…
I didn’t even like Scooby Doo that much, but I still don’t appreciate this!
Powerpuff Girls
Xiaolin Showdown
And now to add salt to the wound…Chuck E Cheese…
*Sigh* I’m just going to lay down…and not get back up…
This world doesn’t belong to us anymore
dudeitslarry:
jawn-wants-tha-d:
emilyissherlocked:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
I hate all of you so much right now
FUCK ENGLISH!
you don’t seem content with this content
thestrangesherlcokian:
sherwat:
merrymepippin:
gotagedandagiveemhellattitude:
gnuliet:
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
im lookin at u tom hiddleston
and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
We all still know who this is.
pick-up-pieces-leave-dust-behind:
balderrask:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
had to.
