sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

larrysshowersthatarebritish:

opening-a-shop:

nowealth-noruin:

serverussnape-always:

• Is that John Green
• Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
• Sherlock fandom u ok
• Can you spot the vegan
• Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
• Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Hardmode:

• Is it the Australian night bloggers

The new nerve wrecking

• Did I or did I not press anon
• Are they mad or just too busy to reply

Also Commonly Used:

• is this a fic yet or

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night